chanelaforets:

OMG GUISE NOTICE ME

WHY CAN’T I TELL PEOPLE I KILLED PEOPLE

HEY WE’RE HAVING A FRIEND FOR DINNER GET IT

OMG WHY ARE OTHER PEOPLE GETTING CREDIT FOR MY MURDERS

MY LIFE IS SO UNFAIR

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(Source: annalouet)

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selinaparra:

The Much Ado About Nothing Twitter account is quietly killin’ it with its dope bios

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grampas:

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the spectrum of human emotion is so beautiful

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castielandhishunters:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

I guess now you could call it a high school

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oomshi:

HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS

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AND THIS

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MAKE THIS

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so-many-feels:

deucebowl:

If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.

i think you would be a very good wizard.

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tardisblue-alphared:

im crying because did disney miss the part where she DIDNT WANT TO DRESS UP FOR THE CEREMONY IN THE MOVIE? NO? OK WERE GONNA IGNORE THAT.

(Source: sandandglass)

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